Monday, May 31, 2010

GOTTA GET BACK IN TIME!


Sooooooooooooooo. I'm back.




Boy has time gone by since my last entry. I fully admit, it has been way too long. But I have made a re-commitment to this blog and hope I can apply myself to keep up with my thoughts and experiences to share with the world. Let's just dive right into this thing and hit you with a potpourri of thoughts.


-I saw a fat kid walking around the Tufts campus last week sporting a short that said 'JUMBO FAN'. I laughed.


-I returned to the gym and saw a dude walk in with 3 gatorades, a water bottle, an empty water bottle with some powder in it. Then proceeded to watch him put down and pick up all 5 bottles every time he changed machines. There has to be an easier way right? How about just 1 bottle, thats just me though.


-My mother goes to HOME GOODS every weekend. I went today and will never be returning. I don't know how she does it because I will assume most of the stuff is the same week to week.


-Who would have thought a simple purchase of a decorative shower curtain, coupled with a pair of hand towels would make my bathroom go from the YMCA to a likeable bathroom.


-If you dont't have any Bieber on your IPOD, you are missing out. I'm just saying.


-Have you seen the newest Ciara video? Do yourself a favor and watch it.


-I have my Windows Player on right now and Ginuwine just came on. What happened to that guy? And why do I have Ginuwine on my playlist? How old is this playlist!


-I have a buddy in barber school call me last week to practice on me. I am bald and he knew that before he called. I did let him use a straight razor blade on my face though, I highly recommend it.


-My brother passed out giving blood last week. This only confirmed he will not be in the delivery room when his first child is born in August.


-I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!


-I can finally fulfill my fantasy of being Uncle Jesse now.


-I never realized how difficult it is to try and prepare a meal for yourself every night of the week without it being microwaveable. I like my Hungy Jack dinners and Mama Celestes like the next guy, but I also like living life.


-That reminds me I need an apron and cookbook cause I will become a good cook. I have no choice.


-Cals came over today and we played StreetFighter 4 for PS3. I own the game, Cals never played it. He beat me 17 straight games. RESPECT.


-I went to Whiskey Priest this past weekend. I never had a bigger urge to dance my face off, unfortunately Whiskey Priest has the WORST jukebox ever constructed. Even the employees didn't know how it worked. The place quickly went from a 7 to a 3 in my mind.


-98 Degress is now playing . And I am not changing it.


-I still can't believe that I get to witness another Celtics/Lakers NBA Final. I hope to blog about the matchup before Game 1 on Thursday. I like to think I know my NBA, we will find out.


-I want to get tattoo. I will have one by the end of the summer. But it will not be a chinese symbol or barbed wire, I heard those are no longer cool.


-My new apartment complex is basically a nursing home because I have not seen one person younger than 72, so its quiet. And all the cars parked in the lot are crooked.


-I wish I took up the saxaphone when I was in 7th grade, I think by now I would be really really good.


-I need to start singing karaoke because I sounded really good in the car today.


- I said Lee Dewyze would win Idol, just sucks no one was around to hear it, but I said it.


-Lee Dewyze will vanish faster than Taylor Hicks. Just a prediction.


-I went to GNC to buy some products and the clerk was able to sell me on some protein drink because he was able to gain like 200lbs on his leg press. I don't even know what the leg press looks like but I want to gain 200lbs on my leg press!


-Has the public forgiven Chris Brown yet because I need for him to start performing on live shows soon.


-Hey, Timberlake! Where the fuck is your new album? I can't hear 'YOU ME ME YOU ME YOU YOU ME YOU YOU ME ME YOU YOU ME ME ME ME YOU YOU YOU YOU' anymore.


-I bought a coffee table today. It completely changed my apartment to awesome.


-I wore my MJ shirt out last week to a bar. No one gave a shit because I think they all thought I got it after he died. Not true. Unfortunately there is no way for me to proof this, so the 3 people that know this will be enough.