Today I stepped on black ice and almost took a digger into a snowbank in front of commuters in downtown Somerville. I must have looked like a drunk 16 yr old on prom night as I tried to stay upright. Part of me just wished I went down and got it over with because I think if I actually fell people would have felt bad for me, but instead I made their morning. I bet half of them were chanting 'fall! fall! fall!' in their cars. So I ask would you rather just take the digger and bounce back up or would you rather look like Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's fighting to stay up? I would rather take the fall and get the pity. That's just me.
At prep school, there was a black hockey player and his nickname was Black Ice. No joke. I was very hesistant to laugh because I didn't know if they were messing with me because I was the new kid, but I found out they were dead serious. I never called him Black Ice to his face though, I'm not that dumb.
Ever get a phone call from your buddy, but the person accidentally butt dialed you. Do you immediately hang up when you realize it was a butt dial or do you do like I do...............that's alot of 'do's'.
Act like you are Tommy Lee in the movie The Fugitive and try to pick up every possible little sound, every syllable, any clue you can gather to guess where that person is or if that person is talking about you.You turn down the radio, the tv, tell people to shut up, cover one ear and pretend like this phone call is the most important phone call you have ever received. For whatever reason I always try to listen for a train because that just seems to be the norm in all the movies, there is always a train horn or train conductor in the background. I didn't hear trains, but I did hear a referee whistle. He was at a soccer game. I win.
The other day at work I successfully quoted a movie during a conversation. That has been my goal over the past month. To quote a movie in conversation without the other person knowing I hate work and the only way I can get through my day is to make myself laugh. A spanish lady who works at CVS thinks we are dating. She hates when I don't shave and since I have beard, we are fighting. Last week I walked in, said hi to her and she was not happy. She kept saying 'You no shave for me! You no shave for me!" She then immediately started to speak spanish about me to her co-worker, like angry spanish with the head whip and shit. I told her...'you know I don't speak spanish'. I laughed. She didn't. A small victory for me in my world......Now I just need to find a way to work the speech by Marty McFly on how Doc Brown came up with the flux capacitor into a conversation about Red Bull 4pks on sale at Shaw's. I like challenges.
Read today that Timberlake is dating Jessica Biel and banging Olivia Munn on the side. Ok fine, if that is your excuse as to why you haven't had an album in awhile, I totally understand. I can accept that. But just so you know, O-Town is back together so you might want to get a move on. On a side note, Ashley Angel. What the fuck are you doing not joining O-Town again? Are you too school for cool? What the hell do you have going on? This is like if the Jackson 5 reunited and Marlon was like....'nah, Im good, I got other things going on.' Please watch this whole video. This song is gross
