Did it snow?

I got yelled at today by a friend/co-worker because I didn't have a blog for him to read during his ThunderSnow day off. Well let me be the first to apologize to you, Dave. I was shoveling and I am sorry. Good day sir! I said....GOOD DAY!

So anyways.....to the Blog-mobile....

READY. SET.....Look at my nephew wearing one of my Xmas gifts!


ok. GO.

Has everyone stopped saying 'Can you believe how much snow we are getting?!'. Is that over? Can we go back to understanding we live in a state on the east coast near the ocean? It is January and it will snow. And thanks every news station in Boston for telling me its snowing outside all day. I get a random day off during the week and I have to watch snow coverage all day. I have windows. I can do my own forecast and its called 'Shit, I should go shovel huh'.

On a side note, I saw yellow snow today and I laughed to myself thinking of how it got there.

A couple friends and I went to Trivia Night on Tuesday for the hell of it. We figured, we would go, drink some beers, answer some questions, come in last place but have doing it......WRONG. We were up by 3 points going into the last round and we suddenly got serious. By the end of the round, we were yelling at each other as if we were on the asteroid in Armageddon and no one wanted to make that final decision. Shit got serious fast. We overthunk it, wrote down one answer, changed it, changed it back, then changed it back again. We were wrong, we lost by 2 points. It has been eating at me all week. We lost a bunch of 22 yr olds. Complete assclowns. However, I was strong to quite strong in the categories of TV Sitcoms and Cartoons, mainly Cartoons....ok fine. ONLY CARTOONS.

A few friends turned 30 over the last couple months, I feel like someone should open a bar for 30+ people. Maybe it is just me, but if I walk into a bar with kids in their early 20s, my first thought is, 'I will kill you in a dance off, don't you dare even try', my second thought is 'am I the oldest guy in here?' Open a bar where everyone is at least 28 years old and they wear a name tag on what they are doing there, for instance 'LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND' or 'ILL MAKE YOU PANCAKES IN THE AM'(thats an extra large nametag huh) or 'I'M WITH THE DJ' or 'BLACKOUT OR BUST'. **This entry was average at best and I am totally half assing this blog**

Ellio's pizza is gross. I got it for the first time in awhile and it was gross. Mama Celeste is where its at, hands down. If I could pick a lifetime supply of a food, not labeled a dessert, I would pick Mama Celeste pizzas. So simple, so good, so round. Someone should open up a Mama Celeste stand in the Foodcourt at the mall. You make an absolute killing.

If I was on Million Dollar Drop, whoever my partner was would wind up with 2 blackeyes and a broken arm. I would be screaming the whole time. This show is kind of intense and I would not be able to handle watching a shitload of money drop into a laundry chute or Hell, either way, its gone.

The 'My ready is better than your ready' commercial would be alot better if they used the word 'penis' or 'shit'. Shit isn't a real swear word anymore. Who do I speak to about that? Dr Seuss? Obama? Ms. Slusarz, my high school English teacher?

THIS HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AT WORK. IRATE.(the puddle, not NeedleNose Ned)



And on that note, I will stop because this entry sucked. I apologize for anyone who wasted their time reading this. Ha. Didn't have alot going on as of late, just trying not to hit a guardrail every morning to work.....but FUCK IT. ITS FRIDAY. DANCE IT OUT.