I have a problem. Aside from suddenly losing my ability to sleep in on the weekends, I cannot help but watch awful movies/movies Ive seen 840zillion times on TV.......all the time. The first day of the New Year is arguably the the greatest day to be a gambling sports fan. It is nothing but college football all day, but instead of watching the Rose Bowl, I kept flipping back to Baby Boy with Tyrese and Snoop Dogg. And if it wasn't Baby Boy, it was Dude Wheres My Car?. So it got me to thinking, what movies on TV can I not just flip by? In no particular order.....
5. Baby Boy
This movie sucks. But I watch it every single friggin time it is on VH1. Maybe it is because I hope its just the extended version of the music video 'Sweet Lady' by Tyrese and the girl from that video will appear, but she doesn't. Ving Rhames and his naked black ass shows up. Or maybe it is because I am in awe watching Omar Gooding from Wild n Crazy Kids playing an OG...what is Donnie Jeffcoat doing nowadays?
4. Dude, Where's My Car?
Why do I subject myself to this torture every time this movie is on TV? It was bad enough I spent money and actually saw this movie in the theaters when it came out, but I never learn my lesson so I continue to torture myself when this movie is on. I don't know what it is and I still don't know what it is. I only laugh at one part every time, but I can't find it on Youtube, so I will spare you the description.
3. Any Adam Sandler movie...the bad ones.
I am excluding Billy Madison and Big Daddy from this list. Adam Sandler has made some pretty bad movies in my opinion over the years, but he did however make great hangover movies on TV. Wake up on a Sunday morning before the NFL starts and you can find an Adam Sandler movie that will keep your attention span for at least an hour. You can jump right in the middle of it and pick up on the plot.....it will suck in the end, but it will get you to kickoff.
2. Law and Order(All units)
I am going to put Law and Order on the list even though it is not a movie, but more so because I have been a vegetable on the couch since 8am and Law and Order has been on the entire time. Can't get enough of Mariska Har-gi-tay(sound it out).
1. Dane Cook movies
To be honest, I don't know why everyone hates Dane Cook?? I mean, you can hate his movies, but where does all the hatred come from? I don't know. Anyways, it helps that Jessica Alba is in Good Luck Chuck and Jessica Simpson is in that movie where he works in BJs or Costco or whatever. And I guess it helps that chick from Entourage is in the movie Waiting. Yes Dane Cook's movies blow chunks, but he does have some pretty hot chicks in those movies. I can't explain how I can watch a whole movie with Dax Shepard, but hey, when you suddenly lost the your superhuman ability to sleep until at least 11am on the weekends, you will watch watch anything from 8am on.
In the meantime.....
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