I am a fan of lists. If I stay true to this blogging thing, I would guess about 75% of my blogs will be predicated on lists. Why do I like lists you ask? One simple reason...it sparks debate. I enjoy hearing people tell me their opinions on whatever list I put up, so your feedback is encouraged.
I got into doing lists around my sophmore year of high school. I became so unattached to class and what the teacher was saying that I started to make lists in my notebook about anything. Top 5 snack foods. Top 10 cartoon characters. Top 5 ugly chicks in my grade. Top 10 NBA video game players. You name it, I made a list about it through high school and college. Not only did making lists pass the time in class, but also made the teacher think I was actually taking notes for the entire 74 mintues. Of course, when test time came, having the Top 5 snack foods after school for notes instead of how the Roman Empire fell made studying a bit more difficult. I guess not having Cheez Its at the Coliseum during gladiator bouts would not have been an adequate enough answer for Mr Dagnese. Moving on to the point of this blog....
I work on the road so I spent more that half my day in a vehicle listening to the radio. With all this radio listening, I started to fall in love with certain songs on the radio. I am not talking about your normal dude songs on like WBCN or JAMN. I am talking about friggin' chick tunes, songs I would never admit to anyone that I dig them. Songs I would not tell anyone that I actually wait in the car until its over before I go see my customer. I kept my love for these songs until I asked one of my co-workers about a tune and he simply could not keep his LOVE for the same chick song inside either. I was not alone, there were other straight dudes out there that actually do like these chick songs. So with that being said, I figured I would unveil to the world(or the 3 people who currently read my blog) my Top 5 Songs on the Radio currently. I like to call this list....
Top 5 'Shhh, dont tell anyone I FUCKIN' love this chick song'
5. Pussycat Dolls- I Hate this Part
I am in love with Nicole Sncoruihonzger or whatever her last name is. But seriously, does it really fucking matter what her last name is. The song is just catchy and this Nicole chick needs to totally date me. Although, more than positive I would pull a Jim from American Pie and splooge on myself if I had a chance with her...that said, I now know what part she hates right here...the part where I splooge on myself after she came cross country to see me.
4b. Lady Gaga - Just Dance
I will admit, I hated this song when it first came out....with a passion. But you spend 30 out of the 40 work hours a week in a car, you hear about 9 times a day, you have to love it. HAVE TO.
4a. Pink - Sober
The irony of me liking this song is I dont think I was sober when I actually started to like this song. I could not tell you what the song is actually about or why I actually like it. I am just constantly singing it to myself, just the chorus though. I think the verses suck, way too deep for me to understand, but Ill sing the shit out of the hook and chorus in the shower and Randy Jackson would tell me 'Listen Dawg, that was dope. I actually kinda liked it. I thought it was hot....'
3. Kelly Clarkson - My Life would Suck Without You
I am usually not a big Kelly Clarkson fan, but this latest joint kinda gets me going. I can see the story she is singing about. I can feel the song. I can feel her passion. I don't want to 'feel' her cause I think she is not cute, but hey, any girl that says the word SUCK with such vigor I am a fan of. Good solid bass line and drum kick. Great steering wheel tap song. Try it.
2. Beyonce Knowles- Halo
WHAT A FUCKIN' SONG. When this song comes on the radio, I want to stand on the roof of my car and just sing up to the heavens. THE POWER. THE MESSAGE. BEYONCE. You can sing along to it and just feel good. Maybe I like this song so much is because the opening of the video is her watching her man sleep. I like sleep and apparently she enjoys letting her halo wearing man sleep too. Thats hot. Baby, I can see your halo....and your massive morning wood.
1. Lady Gaga- Poker Face
Was there any question that this was going to be my #1?? I cannot stop singing it. I cannot stopping have my Facebook status include PokerFace in some fashion. Do I think its a really dumb song for the most part? YES. Do I think it totally kicks ass when you are by yourself all day long? YES. Do I think Lady GaGa is hot? NO, but she can make a fuckin dance track. One of two things makes me love this song, the whole PA PA PA PA POKER FACE and the line that goes 'I am bluffin with my muffin'...genius. If you were a real man, you would not be ashamed to admit you love this song too....you can't help but not love it. I AM A MAN.
I got into doing lists around my sophmore year of high school. I became so unattached to class and what the teacher was saying that I started to make lists in my notebook about anything. Top 5 snack foods. Top 10 cartoon characters. Top 5 ugly chicks in my grade. Top 10 NBA video game players. You name it, I made a list about it through high school and college. Not only did making lists pass the time in class, but also made the teacher think I was actually taking notes for the entire 74 mintues. Of course, when test time came, having the Top 5 snack foods after school for notes instead of how the Roman Empire fell made studying a bit more difficult. I guess not having Cheez Its at the Coliseum during gladiator bouts would not have been an adequate enough answer for Mr Dagnese. Moving on to the point of this blog....
I work on the road so I spent more that half my day in a vehicle listening to the radio. With all this radio listening, I started to fall in love with certain songs on the radio. I am not talking about your normal dude songs on like WBCN or JAMN. I am talking about friggin' chick tunes, songs I would never admit to anyone that I dig them. Songs I would not tell anyone that I actually wait in the car until its over before I go see my customer. I kept my love for these songs until I asked one of my co-workers about a tune and he simply could not keep his LOVE for the same chick song inside either. I was not alone, there were other straight dudes out there that actually do like these chick songs. So with that being said, I figured I would unveil to the world(or the 3 people who currently read my blog) my Top 5 Songs on the Radio currently. I like to call this list....
Top 5 'Shhh, dont tell anyone I FUCKIN' love this chick song'
5. Pussycat Dolls- I Hate this Part
I am in love with Nicole Sncoruihonzger or whatever her last name is. But seriously, does it really fucking matter what her last name is. The song is just catchy and this Nicole chick needs to totally date me. Although, more than positive I would pull a Jim from American Pie and splooge on myself if I had a chance with her...that said, I now know what part she hates right here...the part where I splooge on myself after she came cross country to see me.
4b. Lady Gaga - Just Dance
I will admit, I hated this song when it first came out....with a passion. But you spend 30 out of the 40 work hours a week in a car, you hear about 9 times a day, you have to love it. HAVE TO.
4a. Pink - Sober
The irony of me liking this song is I dont think I was sober when I actually started to like this song. I could not tell you what the song is actually about or why I actually like it. I am just constantly singing it to myself, just the chorus though. I think the verses suck, way too deep for me to understand, but Ill sing the shit out of the hook and chorus in the shower and Randy Jackson would tell me 'Listen Dawg, that was dope. I actually kinda liked it. I thought it was hot....'
3. Kelly Clarkson - My Life would Suck Without You
I am usually not a big Kelly Clarkson fan, but this latest joint kinda gets me going. I can see the story she is singing about. I can feel the song. I can feel her passion. I don't want to 'feel' her cause I think she is not cute, but hey, any girl that says the word SUCK with such vigor I am a fan of. Good solid bass line and drum kick. Great steering wheel tap song. Try it.
2. Beyonce Knowles- Halo
WHAT A FUCKIN' SONG. When this song comes on the radio, I want to stand on the roof of my car and just sing up to the heavens. THE POWER. THE MESSAGE. BEYONCE. You can sing along to it and just feel good. Maybe I like this song so much is because the opening of the video is her watching her man sleep. I like sleep and apparently she enjoys letting her halo wearing man sleep too. Thats hot. Baby, I can see your halo....and your massive morning wood.
1. Lady Gaga- Poker Face
Was there any question that this was going to be my #1?? I cannot stop singing it. I cannot stopping have my Facebook status include PokerFace in some fashion. Do I think its a really dumb song for the most part? YES. Do I think it totally kicks ass when you are by yourself all day long? YES. Do I think Lady GaGa is hot? NO, but she can make a fuckin dance track. One of two things makes me love this song, the whole PA PA PA PA POKER FACE and the line that goes 'I am bluffin with my muffin'...genius. If you were a real man, you would not be ashamed to admit you love this song too....you can't help but not love it. I AM A MAN.
i can agree on 4a, 4b and 5.... i can proudly say that i havent heard the other ones, or have heard them, but turned them off before i could allow myself to be tained by their horridness and cant properly rate them... i would have to say that Pink is my all time leader in songs that fit this description. i might even go so far to say that i legitimately enjoy pinks music. not sure what that says about me
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